On the first day of Christmas, a Klingon sent to me An 8 Gig USB key. On the second day of Christmas, a Goa'uld sent to me 2 ipods playing, And a brand new Nintendo Wii. On the third day of Christmas, a Vulcan sent to me 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a copy of Windows XP. On the fourth day of Christmas, a Jaffa sent to me 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And "The Matrix" trilogy on DVD. On the fifth day of Christmas, an Ewok sent to me 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a Computer Science PHD. On the sixth day of Christmas, an Ocampa sent to me 6 blogs a-posting, 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a keyboard with a missing Tab key. On the seventh day of Christmas, a Twi'lek sent to me 7 friends a-twitting, 6 blogs a-posting, 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a router outside of a DMZ. On the eighth day of Christmas, a Vorlon sent to me 8 desktops crashing, 7 friends a-twitting, 6 blogs a-posting, 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And Stargate Atlantis Season 3. On the ninth day of Christmas, a Gungan sent to me 9 cables tangling, 8 desktops crashing, 7 friends a-twitting, 6 blogs a-posting, 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a biography of Pierre & Marie Curie. On the tenth day of Christmas, a Ferengi sent to me 10 WoW guilds raiding, 9 cables tangling, 8 desktops crashing, 7 friends a-twitting, 6 blogs a-posting, 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a hosting plan with a low setup fee. On the eleventh day of Christmas, a Wookie sent to me 11 hackers scripting, 10 WoW guilds raiding, 9 cables tangling, 8 desktops crashing, 7 friends a-twitting, 6 blogs a-posting, 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a Tetris theme song MP3. On the twelfth day of Christmas, a Jawa sent to me 12 networks lagging, 11 hackers scripting, 10 WoW guilds raiding, 9 cables tangling, 8 desktops crashing, 7 friends a-twitting, 6 blogs a-posting, 5 iphones ringing, 4 torrents seeding, 3 apps compiling, 2 ipods playing, And a 40 inch LCD TV!